Thank you for preparing to place your first order.
We sincerely hope, since you have arrived at this
legal status page, that you are indeed of adult age.
However, we MUST have the below statement on file BEFORE shipping.
This is a one-time task;  any future orders to the same address will be
sent without delay, so please get this step completed, once and for all.

IF you plan to send your order (or payment upon confirmation) by regular mail,
we ask that you copy the statement to your printer, print it out, sign and date it,
and send it to us along with that first order. Here's the postal mailing address.

IF you are ordering by e-mail, and will not be sending us anything via regular
land-mail, then please copy and paste the wording into the order (or enquiry)
e-mail, overtype the flat lines with your name and the date and e-mail it to:
A-C-E-Age@TimeWarpCollectibles.com
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To: Neil Foster at TimeWarp's   Adult Collectibles Exchange,
I agree that the item[s] you are offering are neither illegal nor
"offensive material". However, since they do contain nudity or
sexual wording, I hereby swear and certify that I am of legal
adult age as required to buy and possess such items under
the laws of the community and country where I live.   I further
affirm that I am requesting that any shipments be sent to me
through the post office (or other carrier);  that it is for my own
personal use in the privacy of my home; and that it will not be
shown nor made available to anyone who is not of adult age.

Signed:________________________    Dated:________________
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